Kids Crash Video

Arbonne Kids

So after the 8th try of making this video the kids came in and crashed my one woman video making party.  The results were too hilarious not to share… and let’s face it, their version is WAY better! Click Here to check it out.

(Arbonne is the vehicle that is going to take us into a debt free life.  If you want more information about how Arbonne can help you live a healthier life or if you would like to help us by becoming a Preferred Client or booking a workshop, you can check out my web page.  http://JenniferMillerTucson.arbonne.com  I would love to share Arbonne with you!)

Still Not Your Mom

This. Just. Happened…

(phone rings… I answer)
Me: Hello? Hello?
Girl: Mom. I need you to bring my homework. I left it on the kitchen counter.
Me: Um, I cant bring you your homework becaaaauuse… I’m not your mom.  Im sorry, but I think you have the wrong number.
Girl: (pause) Mom! Don’t be mean.  Just bring it to Mrs. #####’s class.
Me: Still not your mom.
Girl: *click* (hangs up)

So I decided to text her.  That’s what a nice person does, right? *teehee*

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Apparently ]p0 = emoji of mouth sticking tongue out with spit

My 4.5yo steps into the role of “John”

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More Tongues Being Stuck out…

I might check in on her later. You know…being a nice person and all. (sticks out tongue pppp)

(Posted on Tumblr as well)

Hilarious Mothers Day Happenings

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My 4yo is making me look like the WORST mom ever! For Mothers Day he wanted to draw me a Walking Dead picture. He commissioned his father to do the work and it was completed under John’s direction.

Yes…that is a mushroom cloud in the background.   John is a soldier with big muscles and a machine gun and the baby is his “older” brother.  Dad is totally missing (must not have survived the first wave). Zombies apparently come in two types, humanoid and cockroach.  Could the Apocalypse get any more TERRIFYING?!?!

John is still making changes…he just ran out of the room to get a special crayon saying “Wet pants, coming up!”

Now I’m going to have peed pants in my Mothers Day Picture.

Sigh… Happy Mothers Day to me!

For the record…my kids have never seen The Walking Dead…we’ve told him that it’s a bad show with Zombies and is too scary for him.

Bright side, I’m totally kicking butt in this new world!

The Most Interesting Family…Stay Hairy My Friends

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Have a great weekend everyone!

The Mother, The Two Year Old, and The Magna Doodle

MagnaDoodleA MUST READ: An Actual conversation between me and our 2 year old son this afternoon.

WARNING! THIS POST IS FULL OF PARENTAL HILARITY… try not to be offended.

Scene: Mother and 2yo sit on couch with a Magna Doodle

[Mother finishes first picture.]

Mother: What is this?

2yo: Elfant!

Mother: Good job! It’s an elephant!

[Mother erases picture]

Mother: Now what do you want me to draw?

2yo: Cock.

[Mother’s eyes widen but keeps her cool.]

Mother: What do you want me to draw?

2yo: Cock!

Mother: Cock?

[2yo looks at mother with irritation and enunciates with absolute clarity]

2yo: CO-CK!!!!!!

Mom: uhhhhh… Cock. You want me to draw a cock?

2yo: COCK! Yes. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOO!

Mom: Oh. A rooster. Okay. One Cock, comin’ up!

[PLEASE TRY TO KEEP COMMENTS CLEAN… THIS POST HAS ENOUGH INNUENDOES TO KEEP US LAUGHING.]

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