WARNING! THIS POST IS FULL OF PARENTAL HILARITY… try not to be offended.
Scene: Mother and 2yo sit on couch with a Magna Doodle
[Mother finishes first picture.]
Mother: What is this?
Mother: Good job! It’s an elephant!
[Mother erases picture]
Mother: Now what do you want me to draw?
[Mother’s eyes widen but keeps her cool.]
Mother: What do you want me to draw?
[2yo looks at mother with irritation and enunciates with absolute clarity]
Mom: uhhhhh… Cock. You want me to draw a cock?
2yo: COCK! Yes. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOO!
Mom: Oh. A rooster. Okay. One Cock, comin’ up!