Women’s Onesies Are Back!

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS WOMEN GROWNUP HUMOR… men, enter at own risk 😉 TMI TMI TMI TMI…you’ve been warned

This weekend I bought a Spanx Bodyshaper Bodysuit at Kohl’s.  They have them at Kohl’s now!!! Four years ago, you could only find them in department stores and they were twice to thrice the price… hold for applause on my amazing unintended use of alliteration…. okay.  Now they are sold at Kohl’s! Weeeee!  So I bought one to keep my SuperMommy tummy where its supposed to be, OVER my pants.

Anyway.  I realized years ago that the term “bodysuit” is just another word for “onesie”. If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, then guess what?…It’s a DUCK.  So, lets just call it what it is.  ITS A ONESIE!  A onesie for women.  LOL!!!  They were all the rage in the 90’s and now they’re back, Ladies!  Complete with full camel-toe, even.  I swore I’d never wear another onesie after the last of my snap wounds healed, but as I sit here typing this post I admit… I’m wearing another damned onesie. The Spanx I’m wearing are far more comfortable with a hook closure this time around and don’t give you the dreaded front wedgie.  But I can’t believe it… oh well.  🙂  So, if you too, swore to never wear one again but want to keep that post baby belly where it’s supposed to be, then swallow your pride, go to kohl’s and buy yourself another onesie. What?…You’ve never seen a hypocrit before? 😉

Here are some onesies I wish they made in my size 😉

    

Here are some onesies for your Lazy Ab-Challenged Baby 😉

    

 

Find the baby onesies at SuperHero Stuff

If you’re just not getting enough Front Wedgie, pick these onesie’s up on Ebay

Looking for the perfect onesie to keep in that muffin top, find your perfect fit at Spanx

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Comments

  1. OMG hilarious! I noticed the pictures include the afore-mentioned camel toe, ha! I’ve never tried spanx before but I’m intrigued…

  2. Hmm…I think I need to pick up a women’s onesie before the Navy ball!

    • LOL! The Spanx one’s are surprisingly more comfortable this time around. I’m glad that the future has finally arrived and we’ve mastered the women’s onsie science.

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